Toddlers have a knack for speaking their minds at the most inappropriate times. Yesterday Ally followed me into the fitting room and this was the conversation that followed.
” Mama, what are you doing mama?
“I’m trying on a skirt darling”
” Mama, Ally is also wearing a skirt”
“yes you are”
“Mama, you are wearing blue panties!”
At this point in time I just wanted to crawl into a hole and die of embarassement.
I pretended to ignore her last comment and she started having a conversation with herself.
“Ally is wearing white panties” * lifts skirt up to check*
“Mama is wearing blue panties! Baby Max doesn’t wear panties, he wears pampers!”
When I walked out of the fitting room the sales staff were all smiling at me, yes, me and blue panties.